March 9, 2006
Yep! March is now here! Amy is going out with Gabe AGAIN! Yep, the one she always got into fights with. But now, she is “in LOVE with” Jerry and she wants to go out with him now! Yep! And guess what (what!) Jerry will go out with Amy, but he also wants to have s-e-x with her. Amy said, “He just started thinking about it” so yeah. What good friends I have!!
<3 The One and Only! (all swirly with cursive writing)
P.S. I think me, Alex, and Paula are going to Wal-Mart on Saturday!!!
** A cut out suggestion, from a random forwarded email, to do at Walmart, saying, “get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.” **
Present day me: I find it hilarious I had that taped into this journal. There are other suggestions taped among a few pages in this spot of the book. At the time I only thought throwing condoms in random people’s carts would be good fun, but as an adult I can realize that it would not always turn out that way. I don’t remember going through with the list of things to do at Wal-Mart.